Ok, so recently I have gotten "really pregnant". I look like I'm going to go into Labor at any moment. I found these Pregnancy Comebacks online, and I thought they were hilarious. These days, strangers and friends take it upon themselves to remind me that I look like a whale and they seem concerned that I might go into labor in their presence. So, next time one of you approaches me and says something along the lines of, "You still haven't had that baby?"....please be prepared for one of these responses:
-This pregnancy's been great for my hair, so I've decided to hold out until it's about waist length.
-What do you mean? I did have the baby! Do you think I still look fat?
-Not yet, but thanks for the reminder.
-Baby? Who said anything about a baby?
-I'm so glad you asked because you could really help me out here—go get a knitting needle and meet me back here in half an hour.
-Oh, you didn't hear? I'm going for the world record for longest pregnancy.
-I actually changed my mind. ... I decided to wait a few more years before having kids.
-I'm just not ready to let go of the baby belly yet. You'll be the first to know when I am.
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I bet you look gorgeous and you have that "glow". I miss being pregnant (well, some of it!) Like feeling the baby move, but don't miss the sleepless nights bc you can't get comfortable and not being able to pick stuff off the floor!
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